{"product_id":"derp-duck","title":"Derp Duck","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"116\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"116\" data-end=\"132\"\u003eDerp Duck 🦆\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"214\"\u003eMeet the duck that’s not quite all there… and that’s exactly why you’ll love it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"216\" data-end=\"485\"\u003eDerp Duck is the perfect mix of adorable and chaotic, with its wide eyes, wobbly stance, and unmistakable “what am I doing?” energy. Whether it’s sitting on your desk, shelf, or guarding absolutely nothing important, this little guy brings personality anywhere it goes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"487\" data-end=\"621\"\u003eEach one is 3D printed with care, giving it a smooth, solid feel while keeping that fun, slightly goofy charm that makes it stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"626\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"651\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"816\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t3mrcm\" data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"699\"\u003e🦆 Cute, derpy design that makes people smile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vs6cuv\" data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"743\"\u003e🎁 Perfect small gift or desk companion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"g2hkvp\" data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e🖨️ 3D printed with durable material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1llpcku\" data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"816\"\u003e😄 Great conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"821\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"839\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1n5rpri\" data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eDesk decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1t9f65z\" data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"884\"\u003eGifts \u0026amp; stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dd0523\" data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"916\"\u003eDuck lovers (or chaos lovers)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eEach print may have slight variations due to the 3D printing process—making every Derp Duck uniquely yours.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CDCPRODUCTIONSNY ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49794782757101,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/8063\/9469\/files\/20260415_191157.jpg?v=1776483752","url":"https:\/\/cdcproductionsny.com\/products\/derp-duck","provider":"CDCPRODUCTIONSNY ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}